McCain's new drama plagued VP is perfect fodder for the comedians of the world -- just ask Robin Williams and Paul Rodriguez.
Also: Gerardo ('Memba him?!) proved he's still rico enough to eat at Mr. Chow and some random naked guy shocked Mary Carey -- and she's a porn star!
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It was the Battle of the Babies over the long weekend -- with Christina Aguilera's boy Max trying to outcute Gwen and Gavin's tot Kingston. May the fiercest child win!
Also -- TMZ's favorite stripper-heel wearing street walker, Shauna Sand, turned "22" and Vanilla Ice tried to bust a rhyme. It didn't go well.
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The boys were on the prowl in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Jeff Goldblum and Brody Jenner competing for the pimp cup. Jeff scored two numbers ... but Jenner scored three chicks.
Also: Michael Phelps met a wild phanatic and the fat kid from "Varsity Blues" slimmed down with the help of Subway -- even though he makes him gassy.
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David Hasselhoff's attracting a whole lotta little chickies, Mackenzie Phillips busted for the yellow stuff, Seth Rogan left a little yellow behind at LAX, and David Spade was just yellow-bellied.
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Two big guys -- and equally big egos -- met up at the same Sunset Plaza restaurant. All we wanted to know: Between Jason Statham and Stone Cold Steve Austin, who'd win in a fight?
Also: Ric Flair cleaned up his act while one of Garth Brooks' fans dirtied up hers -- by wearing a t-shirt reading "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look." Nothin' but pure class.
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It's a scary world out there -- and while Charlize Theron went ballistic on our cameraman after her flight to Denver, Robert Englund proved he's still the world's favorite dreamland serial killer, Freddy Krueger.
Also: Sean Lennon dissed the Jonas Brothers and Lisa Leslie showed off her babies -- her one-year-old daughter and her brand spankin' new Olympic gold medal.
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It was all about the double-take in Thirty Mile Zone this weekend -- with a Barack Obama look-alike turning heads with his uncanny resemblance to the potential President and Golden Brooks' doin' the same when her lady part popped out to say hello.
Also: Regis proved it might be time for some Head & Shoulders and Kim K., who was wheelchair bound last night, proved she could still walk.
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Stars were confused left and right today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while our photog mixed up Judith Light with other '80s mom Ellen Travolta from "Charles in Charge," Jerry Springer mistook Speidi for actual celebrities.
Also: Fans thought Daniel Radcliffe was the best -- until he snubbed them -- and Terrence Howard thought he was a singer, but is he any good?
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There was almost too much to handle in the Thirty Mile Zone today -- and while Ernest Borgnine gave our photog TMI, Kate Hudson was dealing with TMP, Too Many Pappers.
Also: Will Smith showed his true colors (of his underwear) and the wackadoodle Dollhouse Dude got wheels, officially making him a "mobile home."
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Goodbye was the word of the day today -- and while Sienna Miller had an angry farewell for the pappers at LAX, Claudia Jordan explained how "Deal or No Deal" models say "adios" to fat.
Also: A young operatic phenom showed off his vocal chops and Heidi Montag invoked the name of the Pope. Heaven help us!
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Moms were all the rage this weekend in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while Kim K shook her ass for hers at the Pussycat Doll Lounge in Vegas, Reese Witherspoon only wanted to know how our photog's mama was doin'.
Also -- John Mayer made it abundantly clear he broke up with Jen Aniston -- not the other way around -- and Mr. Olympia proved his gigantic size may be overcompensation for his tiny voice.
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It's not every day that someone can just walk up to Tom Cruise in the streets for a photo-op -- but it's always awkward when it takes more than one shot to get it right.
Dave Navarro told us about the movie he rented regarding man/horse relations, two grown men fought over the chance to take a pic with Mini-Me and Jessica Simpson's parents showed that they don't have high hopes for her country career.
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There's was no escaping the Thirty Mile Zone today -- as Paul McCartney hijacked an Englishman
to barter with the paps and not Daniel Dae Kim braved through some questions meant for the "Lost" star.
A group eating next to Tori and Dean couldn't spot the stars the paparazzi were targeting
and Audrina's new BMX boyfriend got a taste of the "Hills" lifestyle.
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Nothing was at it appeared today in the TMZ! Tyrese showed us that he can hate us when he's happy or mad, while Steve Guttenberg laid a vicious -- yet fake -- smackdown on a papper in NYC.
Pierce Brosnan may look smooth and dapper at first glance -- until you remember the time he ate a sand sandwich after busting his face at the beach. Diddy's one of the most successful men in rap history, but that won't stop him from enjoying some sweets out of his Tupperware treat holder.
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It was all about JC today, and we don't mean Chasez. While Evangelical Christian boy band The Jonas Brothers had hordes of tweens screaming in NYC, Heidi Montag couldn't help but give a shout out to Mary's miracle baby in L.A.
Also: Stripper chic Shauna Sand's parenting tips left us dumbfounded and R. Lee Ermey summed up the rest -- the peeps in Hollywood these days are just "hopeless."
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